Look, I really don't think they flew ninety billion light-years to come down here and start a fight, and get all rowdy.
Captain Steven Hiller
No, sir, I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all.
Captain Steven Hiller
That's right! That's what you get! Look at you! Ship all banged up! Who's the man? Who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane! I am going to line up all your friends right beside you!
Captain Steven Hiller
Welcome to Earth!
Captain Steven Hiller
Now that's what I call a close encounter.
Captain Steven Hiller
Oh, no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!
Captain Steven Hiller
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and badÖand WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! I could've been at a BARBECUE! But I ain't mad.
Captain Steven Hiller
I have GOT to get me one of these!
Captain Steven Hiller
Peace!
Captain Steven Hiller
WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Elvis has left the building!
Captain Steven Hiller
Must go faster, must go faster, gogogogogogogogo...
David Levinson
Time's up.
David Levinson
This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.
David Levinson
I gave it a cold... I gave it a virus. A computer virus.
David Levinson
They're using our own satellites against us. The clock is ticking.
David Levinson